toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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nujubes:

*yells worldstar then proceeds to punch nearest person in the face*

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Im so unhappy today- not even online shopping can cheer me up. Maybe im manstrating